She announced her abortion via fbk
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
He felt like a one man threesome
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
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i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
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after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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