I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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