Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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