The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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