Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
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Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
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We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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