Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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