Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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