I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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