I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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