and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
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I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
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I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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