on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
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I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
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I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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