that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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