i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
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I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
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You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
that is very illegal...i love you.
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