Don't you send me to vm
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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