Im at strip club and am horny
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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