My sheets look like a crime scene.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
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sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
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Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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