I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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