She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
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You. Win. At. Life.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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