just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
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2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
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I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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