you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
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Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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