I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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