I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
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she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
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Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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