I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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