I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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