grandma shit on top of the toilet
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
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I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
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Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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