sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
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I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
do herpes really smell.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
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Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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