I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
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Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
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I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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