At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
worst night to have a conscience
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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