Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
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I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
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Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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