How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
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How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
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Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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