Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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