Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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