Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
All I want is dick and wine.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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