it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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