Barsexuality is the new black.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
