smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
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I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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