I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
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woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
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We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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