My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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