i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
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Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
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I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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