Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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