Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Randomize
