If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
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Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
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How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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