That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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