Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
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Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
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I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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