what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
The struggles of a small town man whore
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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