I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
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i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
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you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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