Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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