The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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