Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
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What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
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bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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