I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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