So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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