There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
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I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
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Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
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