No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
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Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
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well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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