If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
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I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
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My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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